Monday, June 29, 2015

A Doggone World

I have just been labeled a non-conformist. No, I did not take offense. No umbrage at all, in fact, I just laughed.

The person who called me that must have been at a loss for words, literally. That did not surprise me at all. He has, in the past, described me as: “mabulaklak magsalita, ayaw gumamit nang ordinaryong kataga para mas maintindihan” (flowery speaker who will not use simple words to be better understood).

The words I use convey my thoughts with as much precision as I can muster. I will not call you dense when you are a dimwit. I will not admit to being lonely when I am just bored. I know the difference between hard and difficult. Why should I abuse the word beautiful to refer to a woman, a flower, or a sunset when I have an idiolect for an arsenal?

Oh but I digress.

Now, why was I called a non-conformist? I was quiet amidst the brouhaha over a dog meat festival. To me, the controversy had to do with one plain and simple fact: dogs are the most popular pets worldwide, bar none, unless of course you happen to be Chavit Singson who can afford to literally house more exotic animals.

I love dogs, too, but I do not have a problem with people who eat dog meat. It is a cultural thing; hence I do not find it repugnant.

Unfortunately, the controversy was heightened by gruesome, perturbing pictures that agitated a lot of people once they were posted online. Dogs in cages that are not really different from our overcrowded city jails, just like other animals in industrial farms, living in cramped spaces, suffering until they reach maturity, and then killed with swift, merciless precision.

Come to think of it, what are 10,000 dogs butchered for a dog meat festival in one hemisphere compared to 1.2 million dogs euthanised on an annual basis in another hemisphere?

In retrospect, it probably was not the dog meat itself, but the manner by which the dogs were killed (the dogs are hit on the head and torched) that became controversial.

Those who raised a howl must not have heard of the Pinikpikan.

Roy G Biv Wins

The Supreme Court of the United States has affirmed the legality of same sex marriage.

The LGBT communities around the world rejoiced and celebrated the groundbreaking, if not earth-shattering decision by the world’s most powerful country … while a Pastor who promised to set himself on fire as the day came to pass promptly said his statement was not supposed to be taken literally or was misquoted — or was just lame.

As the rainbow appeared everywhere, especially in social media, the ultra-conservatives mourned, going through a breast-beating catharsis.

Will same sex marriage ever be allowed in the Philippines? If it does, it will be a long time coming.

But there is always hope.

What am I happy about? Moving forward, it will not just be tolerance or lip service. Rights have been upheld for the LGBTs in the United States.

And then it occurred to me: I have a visa but don’t have a boyfie. Bummer.

Bwahahahahahahaha!