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on 20 June 2010
Name:
Glenn Inosanto Jereza
Nicknames: Jojo or Red
Birthday:
1961 November 1961, Sagittarius/Metal Ox
Birthplace:
Libacao, Aklan
Current Location:
Kalibo, Aklan
Eye Color:
Dark Brown under Bi-Focal Lenses (gosh, my eyes are BI and I am GAY … what has the world come up to?)
Hair Color:
Short salt and pepper but currently dyed medium brown
Height:
5’9” but does it really matter? In and out of bed, longer or shorter, it all adds up or configures well anyway … nyahahaha!
Right Handed or Left Handed:
Mostly Right Handed but it all depends on what needs to be done
Your Heritage:
Asian with Iberian and Latin American infusion … hahahaha, talk about bloodlines
The Shoes You Wore Today:
Diesel
Your Weakness:
Sinus Bradycardia with Arrythmia … the capacity to resist everything but temptation … arghhhhhhhhhhhhh
Your Fears:
For you to find out but am not telling
Your Perfect Pizza:
Very, very meaty topped with different cheeses, some black olives and tons of mozzarella
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Finish my third book … oh please God, help me!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Wazzup
Thoughts First Waking Up:
I need to go to the john … now, how honest is that?
Your Best Physical Feature:
I have been told, repeatedly, that my EYES are it
Your Bedtime:
No regular bedtime for moi
Your Most Missed Memory:
My father cleaning my ears as I drooled. No other position would have been more submissive … no other position would have been as powerful … one being told to lay still, the other being extremely careful not to inflict pain
Pepsi or Coke:
Coke Light
MacDonalds or Burger King:
Jollibee … no MacDonalds or Burger King in my neck of the woods
Single or Group Dates:
Depends on what I (we) had in mind … really!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
The Plunge
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Vanilla is the handsdown winner
Cappuccino or Coffee:
At what time of day or night?
Do you Smoke:
Not anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you Swear:
Under my breath … unless really, really provoked and whenever that happens, please make yourself scarce
Do you Sing:
Only if I really, really want to deliberately annoy someone
Do you Shower Daily:
At least twice a day. And no, I do not sing in the shower.
Have you Been in Love:
Huh? Duh!
Do you want to get Married:
Almost did … not anymore
Do you believe in yourself:
YES YES YES
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Never
Do you think you are Attractive:
Yeah, as attractive as a lit mosquito coil that glows in the dark
Are you a Health Freak:
Well, in a conversation with my boss Samuel John Butcher, I intimated to him that the only exercise I get on a regular basis is JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS. He was absolutely right: I AM CRAZY
Do you get along with your Parents:
Both are gone. Are you trying to make me cry?
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Funny but yes I actually do take a perverse delight in them
Do you play an Instrument:
Yeah. THE ORGAN. No ivories there, but ticklish just the same. After the tickling and the fondling it all depends what happens next
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Nope. Have been a teetotaler for years. Absolutely Alcohol-Free! After my cholecystectomy, I have had zero tolerance for alcohol
In the past month have you Smoked:
Nope. Have not smoked anything in months, though I have had some things in my mouth, not all of them were necessarily dry or dead
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
Yes, I take them regularly under Doctor’s orders
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
Nope. Don’t have the appetite for it.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
Unfortunately NOT but boy do I have these cravings.
In the past month have you been on Stage:
Yes, not by design. Often by force or intimidation. Ask Sir Rolf.
In the past month have you been Dumped:
(IMPISH GRIN)
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
Nah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
Yes … a kiss
Ever been Drunk:
Hell yeah! And again, hell yeah!
Ever been called a Tease:
No. Ah, no, not really. I wish I were
Ever been Beaten up:
Only by my older brother whom I call TADPOLE. Oh, someone else tried once, way back in college, when a guy pushed me against the wall in a deserted, dark corridor, and told me to my face that he hates homosexuals. He was about to hit me with his right fist. To his surprise, and much to my chagrin, my right elbow not so gently met his nose and with the element of surprise, my knee immediately got intimate with his groin. While he was doubled-up and defenseless, I did something I knew he would hate more than the physical pain: I kissed him full in the mouth, leered at him and left while saying that if he kept away from me, nobody would know what happened. He avoided me like the plague
Ever Shoplifted:
No. Could not see any thrill in that
How do you want to Die:
Not a horrible death, I hope
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
You mean I will continue to grow up some more? Gosh, you are such an asshole! Here I am seriously trying to lose weight by performing my regular exercise … jumping to conlusions … even if it gets so bloody tiresome
Glenn Inosanto Jereza
Nicknames: Jojo or Red
Birthday:
1961 November 1961, Sagittarius/Metal Ox
Birthplace:
Libacao, Aklan
Current Location:
Kalibo, Aklan
Eye Color:
Dark Brown under Bi-Focal Lenses (gosh, my eyes are BI and I am GAY … what has the world come up to?)
Hair Color:
Short salt and pepper but currently dyed medium brown
Height:
5’9” but does it really matter? In and out of bed, longer or shorter, it all adds up or configures well anyway … nyahahaha!
Right Handed or Left Handed:
Mostly Right Handed but it all depends on what needs to be done
Your Heritage:
Asian with Iberian and Latin American infusion … hahahaha, talk about bloodlines
The Shoes You Wore Today:
Diesel
Your Weakness:
Sinus Bradycardia with Arrythmia … the capacity to resist everything but temptation … arghhhhhhhhhhhhh
Your Fears:
For you to find out but am not telling
Your Perfect Pizza:
Very, very meaty topped with different cheeses, some black olives and tons of mozzarella
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Finish my third book … oh please God, help me!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Wazzup
Thoughts First Waking Up:
I need to go to the john … now, how honest is that?
Your Best Physical Feature:
I have been told, repeatedly, that my EYES are it
Your Bedtime:
No regular bedtime for moi
Your Most Missed Memory:
My father cleaning my ears as I drooled. No other position would have been more submissive … no other position would have been as powerful … one being told to lay still, the other being extremely careful not to inflict pain
Pepsi or Coke:
Coke Light
MacDonalds or Burger King:
Jollibee … no MacDonalds or Burger King in my neck of the woods
Single or Group Dates:
Depends on what I (we) had in mind … really!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
The Plunge
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Vanilla is the handsdown winner
Cappuccino or Coffee:
At what time of day or night?
Do you Smoke:
Not anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you Swear:
Under my breath … unless really, really provoked and whenever that happens, please make yourself scarce
Do you Sing:
Only if I really, really want to deliberately annoy someone
Do you Shower Daily:
At least twice a day. And no, I do not sing in the shower.
Have you Been in Love:
Huh? Duh!
Do you want to get Married:
Almost did … not anymore
Do you believe in yourself:
YES YES YES
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Never
Do you think you are Attractive:
Yeah, as attractive as a lit mosquito coil that glows in the dark
Are you a Health Freak:
Well, in a conversation with my boss Samuel John Butcher, I intimated to him that the only exercise I get on a regular basis is JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS. He was absolutely right: I AM CRAZY
Do you get along with your Parents:
Both are gone. Are you trying to make me cry?
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Funny but yes I actually do take a perverse delight in them
Do you play an Instrument:
Yeah. THE ORGAN. No ivories there, but ticklish just the same. After the tickling and the fondling it all depends what happens next
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Nope. Have been a teetotaler for years. Absolutely Alcohol-Free! After my cholecystectomy, I have had zero tolerance for alcohol
In the past month have you Smoked:
Nope. Have not smoked anything in months, though I have had some things in my mouth, not all of them were necessarily dry or dead
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
Yes, I take them regularly under Doctor’s orders
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
Nope. Don’t have the appetite for it.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
Unfortunately NOT but boy do I have these cravings.
In the past month have you been on Stage:
Yes, not by design. Often by force or intimidation. Ask Sir Rolf.
In the past month have you been Dumped:
(IMPISH GRIN)
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
Nah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
Yes … a kiss
Ever been Drunk:
Hell yeah! And again, hell yeah!
Ever been called a Tease:
No. Ah, no, not really. I wish I were
Ever been Beaten up:
Only by my older brother whom I call TADPOLE. Oh, someone else tried once, way back in college, when a guy pushed me against the wall in a deserted, dark corridor, and told me to my face that he hates homosexuals. He was about to hit me with his right fist. To his surprise, and much to my chagrin, my right elbow not so gently met his nose and with the element of surprise, my knee immediately got intimate with his groin. While he was doubled-up and defenseless, I did something I knew he would hate more than the physical pain: I kissed him full in the mouth, leered at him and left while saying that if he kept away from me, nobody would know what happened. He avoided me like the plague
Ever Shoplifted:
No. Could not see any thrill in that
How do you want to Die:
Not a horrible death, I hope
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
You mean I will continue to grow up some more? Gosh, you are such an asshole! Here I am seriously trying to lose weight by performing my regular exercise … jumping to conlusions … even if it gets so bloody tiresome
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